- Jackson Gibbs: You got a court order for a five-year-old?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Five-and-three-quarters.
"sure, they’ve sent probes to every planet except pluto although pluto’s not officially a planet any more, which really bums me out."
"i want to look hot, but also threatening, like, ‘cheat on me again, and I will cut you.’"
- Emily: Ok stop. Now I feel like we're in a bad place.
- Spencer: We're in my living room, Emily. We are holding a coat.
"i admit: i like to live life in the gray area, but the way i feel about you is crystal clear."
maya st. germain
- cappie: That's because the Kappa Tau's still remember what it's like to have fun. You know, fun, Evs. F, U...
- evan: N?
- cappie: Nope, that's it.
- cody: exactly where did you get your teaching credentials?
- tutweiler: the university of none of your business.
- bailey: i bet she barely got in.